What's in a Cock Rating?

A cock rating is an in depth analysis of a cock judged by pictures. I generally do it via email or even reddit message. You send me pics, I send you a few paragraphs of what I think. It contains:

1. First reaction
2. Comments on what makes it great. Including what girls will think and tell their friends.
3. Notes on what positions work well and how you can be good in bed with it
4. Advice on how to behave based on what your cock is like.
5. Rating on a scale of 1-10. And a note on what informed the rating.

The rating is generally between 250 and 300 words long. I spend a lot of time thinking about the cock and usually admiring it. I believe that my tips will make the world a better place.

Variations

SPH Edition

The small penis humiliation edition is often mocking, insinuates that the fellow cannot have me or any girl. Lauds larger men, etc.

Kik Edition (SPH or Standard)

We hop on kik and talk about it! You send me live pics or video. Ask questions, and just have a back and forth.

Current Rates

Email: $10
Kik: $1/min on kik. $5 minimum.

Want me to rate face and body too? Add another $10 and get as much attention paid to the rest of your features as I do to your cock (that's another 250-300 words).